valarltd | The Crack-tastic Pairing

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use

1) Han Solo
2) Willow Rosenberg
3) Robin Hood
4) Marc Remillard
5) AJ Simon
6) Indiana Jones
7) Spock
8) Mal Reynolds
9) Rupert Giles
10) Galadriel
11) Ming the Merciless
12) Bo Duke

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Indiana Jones/Ming the Merciless. It's never work, they're both too het.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hot like the fire he lifted his kettle out of bare-handed. Hot like the psychocreative flames DFelice used to try to Jack-form him.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Mal Reynolds pregnant by Bo Duke. That'd be a GOOD looking kid.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
The whole "Shoot me, stuff me, mount me" archive. Anything with Ethan.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
That'd be interesting, gievn Faith has already shagged Indy. But Willow is his intellectual equal. he would challenge her to come up to his level (speaks 12 languages) and she would use her magic in tight escapes.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Poor AJ. had to choose between Galadriel and Giles. I think the icy beauty of the insatiable elf-queen would be too much, and he'd choose the tweedy librarian out of self-protection.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
A raised eyebrow, perhaps an "indeed" and then Spock would walk out again, leaving Willow and Bo to it.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Robin welcomes the newcomer--a visiting Elf Queen--to Sherwood in his best fashion.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Neither Han nor Mal is fluffy. They'd be all grim and manly about it.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hazzardous Logic. When Spock crashes on 20th century earth during a failed slingshot, the Dukes nurse him back to health. Pon Farr strikes and Bo is the only one availble to help him not die.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
The very accomplished Marc star searches his way aoround to Corellia. Intrigued by a scrappy youth, he d-jumps in, uses his coercion to take what he wants and his redaction to blot out young Han's memories.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Quite a lot of us. Some are K/S fanms, some are S/Mc fans.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Quite probably

elke_tanzer because Robin and Marion are like, canon.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Alas, no. I need a good Ming pic.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Willow/Marc/AJ? Highly unlikely. And not just because of the 100 years time between the last 2.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Does Galadriel have moments of great passion?

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Who I am" by Mike Rickard. Vid coming soon.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Han/Indy/Bo. Definitely a doppleganger sex warning.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Can you teach me the elven magic? All of it?