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Queer Communist Monkeymen: the evil of Star Wars.
Others have discussed the Lie of the Force, and the demonic origins of Yoda, so I need not burden myself. But, not only do these vile films propagate the Lie that Good and Evil are the same, They are pro-Evolution, viciously anti-Capitalist and Promote the Gay Agenda.
We have a large ape creature who wanders through the whole movie naked. Naked, save for his weapons. Obviously both a satanic reference to the myth of evolution: a hunter-gather ape-man, and a mockery of Genesis 6:4, "There were giants in the earth in those days."
Money and the desire for it are embodied in the shape of Hans Solo, a space pirate, smuggler and thief. Unlike the repentant thief of Golgatha, this man with a masturbatory name remains greedy and self-centered. He has legitimate debts and kills the homest person who comes to collect them. He lies to the face of his creditor. He refuses to save the life of a woman without recompense. In secondary renderings, he robs the Rebellion of gems and precious metals they require as war materiel to gain the reward he feels entitled to.
However, in the earlier movies, the Jedi (supposedly the good guys) are shown as having no use or need for money, exploiting what is obviously a communistic system. Because Solo's normal making-a-living behavior is presented to us in extremes of wickedness and greed, impressionable children are conditioned to think proper provision--the Godly role of Man--is reprehensible. Far better to be like both the parasitic Jedi and the very lazy Luke (who eats the bread of idleness, playing when he should be working, daydreaming rather than farming) than to make a living.
The Gay Agenda is pernicious throughout the six movies. From the black "gimp" mask that Darth Vader wears to his apparent S&M relationship with Governor Tarkin, evinced by the Princess's line "I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash," to the way he kneels and calls the Emperor "My Master."
It is readily apparent the elderly Emperor, like most gays, is a vampire, drawing to himself young handsome men--or demons, like Darth Maul in the first movie, who even has an inverted cross tatooed on his forehead--and draining them of their lives. He does feel something for his apprentices, as in "Revenge of the Sith" he kneels tenderly by the burned, dismembered body of Vader. But he replaces his apprentices with regularity. Once Vader has grown too old, he seeks to seduce Vader's son, by implication his own grandson, once again demonstrating that perversion respects no boundaries and will stoop to child molestation if given a chance.
Luke, for his part, is willing to be seduced by men. His aunt and uncle are old and worn, showing that heterosexuality is worn out and over. His gay robots launch him on his adventure. The cut scenes with the phallicly named "Biggs" will be skipped. Once taken under the wing of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi who trained and loved his father, Luke goes to a gay bar. Only two women are shown, and they are clearly identical incestuous lesbians. When a pick-up goes bad, Ben removes the masturbatory hand of the being threatening his charge.
During the bargain scene, the once-overs and flirting are impossible to miss. Luke expresses an interest, Han returns it. Solo then spends the rest of the movie looking for ways to get Luke alone in private. He accomplishes this when they must hide in the "secret compartments" of his ship. This is obviously code for committing sodomy: hiding themselves in secret compartments. Throughout, both men deal with the one female character as either a nusiance or an idol to be worshipped. She is not a human being for either.
While the Princess is willing to kiss Luke only in light, sisterly ways, on Hoth, Solo does a full face tongue kiss when he finds Luke in the blizzard. This is shown as a medium long shot, so we are deceived into thinking it is merely listening for breath. He then disembowels a (female) animal with Luke's phallic lightsaber--a type for the perceived brutality of heterosexuality--then forces Luke into the carcass, clearly showing he thinks of Luke as the female of their relationship.
Vader, meanwhile has given numerous demon-strations of his demonic power: closing his fist on thin air until his victim chokes. Not only is this vile practice a witch-doctor's technique of killing by thought, it shows the gay practice of "fisting" as properly fatal.
"May the Force be with you" is a well-known witches' parting, and Lucas appropriated it for his Jedi (witches). He however, has also attached an affectionate meaning, making it code for "I love you." We see this repeatedly when dealing with Jedi: Obi-Wan and Anakin say it to each other, complete with longing looks. It is also Solo's first demonstration of any human emotion other than greed or annoyance.
During Return of the Jedi we are subjected to yet more pro-Evolution propaganda in the shape of Ewoks: small, hairy primitives. Combined with the earlier discussed Chewbacca, they give us more of the hunter-gatherer ape-man, yet show such beings as capable of destroying highly advanced, technological people.
Decency forbids more discussion of the perversions, of Luke seeing himself "inside" his father, of Yoda and Maul the demons, and perversion of the Sacrifice of the Crucifixion and Resurrection.
Queer Communist Monkeymen: the evil of Star Wars.
Others have discussed the Lie of the Force, and the demonic origins of Yoda, so I need not burden myself. But, not only do these vile films propagate the Lie that Good and Evil are the same, They are pro-Evolution, viciously anti-Capitalist and Promote the Gay Agenda.
We have a large ape creature who wanders through the whole movie naked. Naked, save for his weapons. Obviously both a satanic reference to the myth of evolution: a hunter-gather ape-man, and a mockery of Genesis 6:4, "There were giants in the earth in those days."
Money and the desire for it are embodied in the shape of Hans Solo, a space pirate, smuggler and thief. Unlike the repentant thief of Golgatha, this man with a masturbatory name remains greedy and self-centered. He has legitimate debts and kills the homest person who comes to collect them. He lies to the face of his creditor. He refuses to save the life of a woman without recompense. In secondary renderings, he robs the Rebellion of gems and precious metals they require as war materiel to gain the reward he feels entitled to.
However, in the earlier movies, the Jedi (supposedly the good guys) are shown as having no use or need for money, exploiting what is obviously a communistic system. Because Solo's normal making-a-living behavior is presented to us in extremes of wickedness and greed, impressionable children are conditioned to think proper provision--the Godly role of Man--is reprehensible. Far better to be like both the parasitic Jedi and the very lazy Luke (who eats the bread of idleness, playing when he should be working, daydreaming rather than farming) than to make a living.
The Gay Agenda is pernicious throughout the six movies. From the black "gimp" mask that Darth Vader wears to his apparent S&M relationship with Governor Tarkin, evinced by the Princess's line "I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash," to the way he kneels and calls the Emperor "My Master."
It is readily apparent the elderly Emperor, like most gays, is a vampire, drawing to himself young handsome men--or demons, like Darth Maul in the first movie, who even has an inverted cross tatooed on his forehead--and draining them of their lives. He does feel something for his apprentices, as in "Revenge of the Sith" he kneels tenderly by the burned, dismembered body of Vader. But he replaces his apprentices with regularity. Once Vader has grown too old, he seeks to seduce Vader's son, by implication his own grandson, once again demonstrating that perversion respects no boundaries and will stoop to child molestation if given a chance.
Luke, for his part, is willing to be seduced by men. His aunt and uncle are old and worn, showing that heterosexuality is worn out and over. His gay robots launch him on his adventure. The cut scenes with the phallicly named "Biggs" will be skipped. Once taken under the wing of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi who trained and loved his father, Luke goes to a gay bar. Only two women are shown, and they are clearly identical incestuous lesbians. When a pick-up goes bad, Ben removes the masturbatory hand of the being threatening his charge.
During the bargain scene, the once-overs and flirting are impossible to miss. Luke expresses an interest, Han returns it. Solo then spends the rest of the movie looking for ways to get Luke alone in private. He accomplishes this when they must hide in the "secret compartments" of his ship. This is obviously code for committing sodomy: hiding themselves in secret compartments. Throughout, both men deal with the one female character as either a nusiance or an idol to be worshipped. She is not a human being for either.
While the Princess is willing to kiss Luke only in light, sisterly ways, on Hoth, Solo does a full face tongue kiss when he finds Luke in the blizzard. This is shown as a medium long shot, so we are deceived into thinking it is merely listening for breath. He then disembowels a (female) animal with Luke's phallic lightsaber--a type for the perceived brutality of heterosexuality--then forces Luke into the carcass, clearly showing he thinks of Luke as the female of their relationship.
Vader, meanwhile has given numerous demon-strations of his demonic power: closing his fist on thin air until his victim chokes. Not only is this vile practice a witch-doctor's technique of killing by thought, it shows the gay practice of "fisting" as properly fatal.
"May the Force be with you" is a well-known witches' parting, and Lucas appropriated it for his Jedi (witches). He however, has also attached an affectionate meaning, making it code for "I love you." We see this repeatedly when dealing with Jedi: Obi-Wan and Anakin say it to each other, complete with longing looks. It is also Solo's first demonstration of any human emotion other than greed or annoyance.
During Return of the Jedi we are subjected to yet more pro-Evolution propaganda in the shape of Ewoks: small, hairy primitives. Combined with the earlier discussed Chewbacca, they give us more of the hunter-gatherer ape-man, yet show such beings as capable of destroying highly advanced, technological people.
Decency forbids more discussion of the perversions, of Luke seeing himself "inside" his father, of Yoda and Maul the demons, and perversion of the Sacrifice of the Crucifixion and Resurrection.
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Date: 2005-08-12 04:14 pm (UTC)Major props for messing up Han's name. It's the minor touches. ;)
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Date: 2005-08-12 04:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-13 04:09 pm (UTC)