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valarltdHow much slash can Lucas pack into 2.5 hours?
According to Bunny, far, far more than humans should be allowed.
"I have always had good relations with the wookiees," says Master Yoda. "So THAT'S where all those ewoks came from!" says Bunny.
No, ILM, NO! Not one more fancy transition! If you use the shutters transition again, I will be forced to spork my eyes out!
You know you're a vidder when the transitions are bugging you.
They have her padded with what, a bag of cotton balls? That hain't twins m'love. Tain't even 9 months of a singleton. And Portman has clearly never been around pregnant women. C'mon darlin,' if Scott Bakula can walk pregnant so can you.
Ani=hotness=guh.
"I loved you!"=puddles of Angel and Bunny goo melted onto the theater floor
We are NOT going for the "Frankenstein breaks loose" move. I guess we are.
Chewbacca! What a wookiee!
Love the cutting between surgical rooms as both Anakin and Padme die on the table.
Palpatine is still a pervert.
"Take care of yourself" says Threepio. "Droids just don't have the lips for goodbye kisses" says I
Dooku. oh, Christopher Lee, you sexy hunk of man. You're 85, and you're going to break a hip on those stairs. But you are hotness itself, taking on Ani and Obi.
Bunny thinks General Grevious is hot. Where have I gone wrong?
Lie to her again, Ani, again! Tell her you're thrilled about the baby!
Ani/Obi? check
Ani/Padme? check
R2/Threepio? check
Obi/Bail? Nope, sorry
Palpatine/Dooku? Don't make me go to a scary, scary place
Palpatine/Anakin? Oh yeah
Yoda/Chewbacca? Alas, yes
Obi/BlueGhost!Qui? You betcha!
And the Tarkin stand in was wonderful.
It was really good. Some of the best lightsaber work yet, although a great deal of one-handed.
I kept looking for Luke in his parents' faces. Nope. Just the eyes and cleft chin, from his father and grandfather. And Palpatine so made Ani out of midichlorians. You know he did.
"But Lancelot mused a little space
He said, "She has a lovely face;
God in his mercy lend her grace,
The Lady of Shalott."
Bunny nudged me during the funeral and said "Mom? Who is the Lady of Shallot and why are you thinking of her so loudly?"
Well worth the $21.50, and catching it on the last screen it's showing on. There were 5 people in the theater, counting us and the projectionist.
According to Bunny, far, far more than humans should be allowed.
"I have always had good relations with the wookiees," says Master Yoda. "So THAT'S where all those ewoks came from!" says Bunny.
No, ILM, NO! Not one more fancy transition! If you use the shutters transition again, I will be forced to spork my eyes out!
You know you're a vidder when the transitions are bugging you.
They have her padded with what, a bag of cotton balls? That hain't twins m'love. Tain't even 9 months of a singleton. And Portman has clearly never been around pregnant women. C'mon darlin,' if Scott Bakula can walk pregnant so can you.
Ani=hotness=guh.
"I loved you!"=puddles of Angel and Bunny goo melted onto the theater floor
We are NOT going for the "Frankenstein breaks loose" move. I guess we are.
Chewbacca! What a wookiee!
Love the cutting between surgical rooms as both Anakin and Padme die on the table.
Palpatine is still a pervert.
"Take care of yourself" says Threepio. "Droids just don't have the lips for goodbye kisses" says I
Dooku. oh, Christopher Lee, you sexy hunk of man. You're 85, and you're going to break a hip on those stairs. But you are hotness itself, taking on Ani and Obi.
Bunny thinks General Grevious is hot. Where have I gone wrong?
Lie to her again, Ani, again! Tell her you're thrilled about the baby!
Ani/Obi? check
Ani/Padme? check
R2/Threepio? check
Obi/Bail? Nope, sorry
Palpatine/Dooku? Don't make me go to a scary, scary place
Palpatine/Anakin? Oh yeah
Yoda/Chewbacca? Alas, yes
Obi/BlueGhost!Qui? You betcha!
And the Tarkin stand in was wonderful.
It was really good. Some of the best lightsaber work yet, although a great deal of one-handed.
I kept looking for Luke in his parents' faces. Nope. Just the eyes and cleft chin, from his father and grandfather. And Palpatine so made Ani out of midichlorians. You know he did.
"But Lancelot mused a little space
He said, "She has a lovely face;
God in his mercy lend her grace,
The Lady of Shalott."
Bunny nudged me during the funeral and said "Mom? Who is the Lady of Shallot and why are you thinking of her so loudly?"
Well worth the $21.50, and catching it on the last screen it's showing on. There were 5 people in the theater, counting us and the projectionist.
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Date: 2005-08-01 01:14 pm (UTC)ROTFLOL. It wouldn't look beautiful in those gowns. And you know, the only reason Padmé is in this film is to look beautiful. Every ounce of personality she's ever had was extirpated between movies.
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Date: 2005-08-01 10:24 pm (UTC)*initiating brainscrub NOW*
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Date: 2005-08-02 01:27 am (UTC)Good to know that the MSTK Genetics have made it securely into the next generation. I seem to remember an immortal quote from "Legend." What is light with out darkness. . . uh Daylight savings time.
I realized that Lucas is the biggest Qui/Obi shipper out there with the immortal words "Commune with your master."
I suspect George has a far more realistic pregnant woman walk than Natalie did. The simpering and the "Oh Ani" got on my nerves, but it beats the kabuki makeup and the bad accent of the first two prequels.
Obi/Ani. . . .Bring it on. I have special feeling for Ewan, deep, dark, possibly illegal special feelings. My opinion, he was the best casting decision ever made.
Palpatine/Ani. Dark, very creepy, slashtastic.
You've probably been there and have a t shirt to prove it.
Crossing that lego set off the Christmas list. I can support fangirling, but even I have my limits.
Glad you got to see and thought it was worth it. Probably the best of the last three, but that is damning with faint praise.