Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Spoilers
Jul. 11th, 2005 08:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdSpoil me! You have until actual book release. After that, I will be voraciously devouring the book and NOT reading LJ.
BUT
They must be FAKE spoilers.
Give it to me weird. (Draco elopes with the Giant Squid, and Hogwarts collapses out of jealousy in Chapter 12!)
Give it to me funny. (During the climactic battle, Harry and Voldemort cross the wands and everyone dies in the subsequent shower of twinkies the size of Central Park and roasted marshmallow goo)
Give it to me utterly mundane. (page 27. "it" "the" Chapter 2 "red hair")
So spoil me!
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acrossthestars.
They must be FAKE spoilers.
Give it to me weird. (Draco elopes with the Giant Squid, and Hogwarts collapses out of jealousy in Chapter 12!)
Give it to me funny. (During the climactic battle, Harry and Voldemort cross the wands and everyone dies in the subsequent shower of twinkies the size of Central Park and roasted marshmallow goo)
Give it to me utterly mundane. (page 27. "it" "the" Chapter 2 "red hair")
So spoil me!
Thanks
acrossthestars.
