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All right all you people. Perhaps

slashtheslasher only works when there's a big kerfuffle afoot in LJ land about Teh Evol RPS and how you shouldn't slash real people with each other because that makes you a sick, sick, bastard who should be put in jail and treated with electroshock therapy.

Or maybe it's just that we haven't pimped it hard enough this time round, because we assumed that you all know how much fun it is to play slashtheslasher and slash each other with ... each other.

So HERE ARE THE RULES BITCHES. SIGN UP OR I KEEL YOU.

You'll sign up. You'll fill out

Who the hell are you anyway (your name, what you’re called, your gang-tag, and so on - don't forget to include your LJ name, doh!)?

What fandom(s) are you in/what obsessions are you currently in the thrall of?

Are you normally straight/gay/bi (we aren’t going to turn you into your local Anti-Homo Committee of Reeducation)?

Describe yourself physically (like do you have two heads? are you male? because we assume you aren't, baseline being female)

Describe your personality (do you kill entire villages for fun?)

Give for examples of expressions you would use in a normal conversation (ex: Yo, bitch, Ima smack your ass down!)

What characters would you like to see in your story? (this and the follow up questions are not promised in the least, but used to help the writer vomit forth something if they are unable to invent something even more surreal and nonsensical)

What characters would you like to kill in your story?

What characters would you like woobified in your story?

What AUs/Xovers do you routinely daydream about participating in that your writer could make come true?

Do you go commando?

Since you may receive one or more people to slash you are completely ignorant of, we request that you be willing to make your email addy available to the person slashing you. When you fill out the questionnaire and mail it to us, please indicate if you are insane and hermitish and unwilling to allow the person writing you to contact you. It would make this much more enjoyable for everyone involved if you would open your pea brain up to be picked by the author slandering your good name. This is all in the quest for better fandom relations and hysterical fic for us all.

Please make your answers as amusing as possible to entertain the idiots producing this. We will like you better and not unfriend you forthwith.

Fill this out.
and mail it to: slashingtheslasher@gmail.com You will all be sorted into fandoms. A slasher will slash you with another slasher. You, in turn, will be given two slashers to slash. You will have at least one fandom in common with the people you are matched up with. You will have up to six weeks from the date we hand out assignments to write your story.

You don't have to write porn. You can write porn. You don't have to make your two slashers have a relationship with each other. They can have a relationship with each other if you want them to. You can write a threesome with Tom Welling if you want. You can only use lj-real people if you want. There are no rules about the content of your story.

The rules are simple and few: Write anything you want any way you want. 1000 word minimum. The story will be due about 2 months from now. Give or take. Post your story on time. Read the story written for you. Have lots of fun.