BDSM AU songfic!

[valarltd]

So the Sith Chicks are doing a Mary Sue challenge.

I got a giggle from the categories of fic, because Songfic, AU and BDSM were right together.

I can see it now:
Luke, captured at Bespin, tied out to a frame, stripped to his little Jedi briefs, has a duet in which Palpatine attempts to seduce him, ostensibly into darkness.

Leia and Chewbacca lead the Rebels in a resounding production number to gear them up for Luke's rescue.

Han has a power-ballad, once they get him defrosted.

He and Leia have a love duet that turns out badly (and not just because neither can sing), when he reveals his fetish for slave-girl costumes, and she announces that
"if we play,
me on top is the only way"

Meanwhile, Luke has his own power ballad as he endures the torments of Palpatine's twisted mind.

And Mary Sue figures in there somewhere. And she has to sing. it's absolutely essential for victory.

I am SO writing this.

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[zortified.livejournal.com]

Han has a power-ballad, once they get him defrosted.

This is where my brain stops.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Why? you think it should be more a break-away pop hit? Or maybe a retro-pastiche?

[zortified.livejournal.com]

o.o

Not pop. I think... er.. Oh.

whimpers at Han Solo singing like Billy Idol

You broke my brain!

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking more Elton John. Hey, if Leia can do Petra as a yearning song, he can do "Don't let the sun go down on me" as a signature piece.


Poor Zort's brain.
::dips chips in the broken bits when Zort's not looking. Mmmmm salty.::

[zortified.livejournal.com]

Hey! Save some for the guests!