Because the answers were too cool to skip.

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Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin	SlothGluttonyGreedLustEnvyAngerPride
You are convicted of	You Have a Mullet; FASHION FELONY!!!!
And sentenced to	10 years
Warden	amchau
Abusive redneck guard	darththalia
Easy to bribe guard	jons_slut
Cellmate	thornsilver
Wants to make you their bitch	musesfool
Drops soap in the shower on purpose	divineneutrino
Works in the laundry and smells people's undies	ellabel
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'	thamiris
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