Some silliness I was percolating

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Top Ten Reasons to get into Star Wars Cosplay

10) Nobody’s too short to be a stormtrooper.

9) One word: Lightsaber

8) Four extra breasts help any woman’s figure.

7) Everyone looks good when they are green.

6) Your friends must now refer to you as “Dark Lord of the Geeks” instead of just “the Geek.”

5) Two words: high boots

4) Cinnabon hair.

3) Bronze bikinis.

2) Good way to recycle your karate gear.

1) Because chicks go for Han Solo. Even if he’s a girl.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Actually there is a certain height requirement to be a storm trooper, as those plated signature blast armor uniforms they wear DO NOT come in any more than one size. Too tall, too short, too broad in the chest, and you ain't in the unit, trooper! Go talk to the imperial navy.

And bronze bikinis should definitely rate higher than 3rd place.

-DDB