Exit polls
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valarltdEarly Numbers Show Nearly 100 Percent Exit Polls
(2004-11-02) -- Early numbers from across the nation indicate that Americans are leaving voting precincts in huge numbers.
"While the mainstream media is abuzz with stories of huge voter turnout," said an unnamed pollster, "that's only half of the story. We're finding that as many people are going away from the polls as are coming toward them."
According to the source, preliminary results show more than 99 percent of voters exit polls.
A spokesman for the Kerry-Edwards campaign said the early figures bode well for the Democrat ticket.
"Sen. Kerry is a man with a plan and an exit strategy," the source said, "and his supporters are following his example today. Voters are moving in a new direction."
(2004-11-02) -- Early numbers from across the nation indicate that Americans are leaving voting precincts in huge numbers.
"While the mainstream media is abuzz with stories of huge voter turnout," said an unnamed pollster, "that's only half of the story. We're finding that as many people are going away from the polls as are coming toward them."
According to the source, preliminary results show more than 99 percent of voters exit polls.
A spokesman for the Kerry-Edwards campaign said the early figures bode well for the Democrat ticket.
"Sen. Kerry is a man with a plan and an exit strategy," the source said, "and his supporters are following his example today. Voters are moving in a new direction."
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Date: 2004-11-02 04:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-02 04:07 pm (UTC)Waldo.
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Date: 2004-11-02 04:26 pm (UTC)The Onion's headline reads:
"US inspires world with attempt at democratic election.
NEW YORK—Observers from around the world report that they were inspired and moved by America's most recent attempt to hold a public election in accordance with the standards of a democratic republic."
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Date: 2004-11-02 11:58 pm (UTC)