Overheard on the net
Sep. 12th, 2004 03:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltd"I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8-year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think it is a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle. I want to see who can blow the biggest bubble. I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.
“I want to drink Kool-Aid and eat Lemonheads with my friends. I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirt on them. I want to enjoy every day like it's summer vacation.
“I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables and TV show theme songs, but that didn't bother you because you didn't know what you didn't know, and you didn't care.
“All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible, I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again, like a new Hot Wheels car.
“I want to live simple again. I don't want my days to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more illness and loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams and the imagination. I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe the Three Stooges are real.
“So … here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401(k) statements, my pager, my cell phone, my Palm Pilot, my fax machine and my DVD player, and last but not least my mortgage book. I am hereby officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, 'cause…
“Tag, you're it! And you have cooties.”
“I want to drink Kool-Aid and eat Lemonheads with my friends. I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirt on them. I want to enjoy every day like it's summer vacation.
“I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables and TV show theme songs, but that didn't bother you because you didn't know what you didn't know, and you didn't care.
“All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible, I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again, like a new Hot Wheels car.
“I want to live simple again. I don't want my days to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more illness and loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams and the imagination. I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe the Three Stooges are real.
“So … here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401(k) statements, my pager, my cell phone, my Palm Pilot, my fax machine and my DVD player, and last but not least my mortgage book. I am hereby officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, 'cause…
“Tag, you're it! And you have cooties.”
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Date: 2004-09-12 04:34 pm (UTC)Honestly, tho', my childhood sucked. I was timid, shy, terrified of getting in trouble, terrified of saying no to anyone...life's better as an adult. :) KC
Oh, yeah
Date: 2004-09-12 07:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 02:39 pm (UTC)