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What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be lost in your own museum.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Time in School are:
1. I spent 2 years in the Learning Disability class trying to learn to write so others could read it.
2. I tried to write a play based on my 3rd grade social studies book. As I recall, the Pueblo Indians had stolen all of the Navajos' corn crop.
3. I never had a report card that was straight As until college.
4. I spent my 9th grade algebra class writing fanfiction.
5. The concept of ">" and "<" as pointing up and down the number line eluded me until my 20s. "Number Sentences" were pure torture as I couldn't remember which was which." I coped by thinking of it as a greedy mouth opening toward the bigger item.
Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (or Had) are:
1. I once worked graveyard in a truckstop. The truckers missed me when I left, according to management. I made a wicked pot of coffee.
2. My first job was as a Girl Scout Camp Counselor.
3. My favorite job was as the needlework department supervisor at Hobby Lobby in Little Rock.
4. Until the Library, I never held a job for a year.
5. I developed a serious nicotine addiction from working in a casino as a cage cashier.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life are:
1. I have had e-mail since 1988.
2. I have been valarltd since 1991.
3. I've been valarltd@hotmail.com since 1996
4. I started out writing het erotica at alt.sex.bondage
5. My website has been up since 1999
Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live are:
1. We bought Chez Mudd in 2001 with an inheritance from my grandmother.
2. Chez Mudd has 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, a kitchen, a breakfast nook, a utility room, a front room, a dining room and a great room.
3. We turned the dining room into a computer room.
4. The dining room was an appalling avocado. We spongepainted over it in pale yellow, palmetto green and pale pinky-tan. It's kind of jungle-like now.
5. I have a 5x10 storage room accessible only by a door in my bedroom. I call it The Sanctum, and store fannish, crafty and porno materials there.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Core Personality are:
1. I am right. I am always right, even if I'm wrong. I never apologize. I spent so much of my childhood, teen and early adult years apologizing for merely being alive that I finally decided to never do it again. This makes me arrogant and stubborn.
2. Sometimes I am convinced I am the only person that ever got issued a brain or any common sense.
3. I almost never get lost. I carry a map in my head and have a good sense of direction. But! I can't tell left from right without stopping to think.
4. I quit worrying about what people thought of me a long time ago. You take me as I am, or you get the hell out of my life. I don't stand for folks who try to change me.
5. I consider the fact I was born female to be God's sadistic joke on me.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life are:
1. I see three of my kids for less than an hour a day Monday-Thursday.
2. Dollface and I have our daily rituals. And nothing gets done until after Quantum Leap is watched. She insists.
3. I am a whiz of a crockpot cook. About 3 days a week I leave the crock running for the family dinner. They get fresh BBQ beef while I'm eating frozen fish-sticks.
4. I get home from work at 11:30 PM. My husband wakes me up at 6 AM so he can actually see me between Sunday and Friday.
5. I fold laundry while watching TV. I am almost incapable of watching TV. I must do something else as well.
Five Things You May Not Know that I Desperately Want are:
1. To not have to work outside the home.
2. To homeschool my exceedingly bright, but very spacey, son.
3. More motivation to stay up once everyone is off to school. I often go back for a nap.
4. The drive to keep a spotless house. I hate housework, and have to force myself into it.
5. A garden. I have no clue how to grow one.
Five Embarrassing Fannish Admissions I Have That You May Not Know are:
1. I wrote a Saavik-Sue vampire story, using the exact same plot as the Disney Haunted Manion movie, when I was 15.
2. I was once so embarassed by a piece of fanfic that I took it off my website.
3. I realize that my Buffy stuff is more about me than the characters.
4. I once propositioned Judson Scott.
5. I turned into a pile of giggling 14 year old fangirl mush when Anthony Daniels kissed me on the cheek.
Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do in a Typical Day are:
1. At least one load of laundry
2. At least one load of dishes
3. Watch Quantum Leap
4. Spend about an hour doing craft work.
5. I tend to eat a snack at about midnight before I go to bed. I'm hungry by then.
Five Things You May Not Know that are Really Important to My Character are:
1. Never tell a lie when the truth can be so much more devastating.
2. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
3. The ability to hold two opposing ideas and not have them contradict each other is a sign of intelligence.
4. Bisexuality is the enlightened path of the superior mind.
5. You can take a girl out of fundamentalism, but you can't ever really exterminate the fundamentalist in the girl.
x What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be lost in your own museum.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Time in School are:
1. I spent 2 years in the Learning Disability class trying to learn to write so others could read it.
2. I tried to write a play based on my 3rd grade social studies book. As I recall, the Pueblo Indians had stolen all of the Navajos' corn crop.
3. I never had a report card that was straight As until college.
4. I spent my 9th grade algebra class writing fanfiction.
5. The concept of ">" and "<" as pointing up and down the number line eluded me until my 20s. "Number Sentences" were pure torture as I couldn't remember which was which." I coped by thinking of it as a greedy mouth opening toward the bigger item.
Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (or Had) are:
1. I once worked graveyard in a truckstop. The truckers missed me when I left, according to management. I made a wicked pot of coffee.
2. My first job was as a Girl Scout Camp Counselor.
3. My favorite job was as the needlework department supervisor at Hobby Lobby in Little Rock.
4. Until the Library, I never held a job for a year.
5. I developed a serious nicotine addiction from working in a casino as a cage cashier.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life are:
1. I have had e-mail since 1988.
2. I have been valarltd since 1991.
3. I've been valarltd@hotmail.com since 1996
4. I started out writing het erotica at alt.sex.bondage
5. My website has been up since 1999
Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live are:
1. We bought Chez Mudd in 2001 with an inheritance from my grandmother.
2. Chez Mudd has 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, a kitchen, a breakfast nook, a utility room, a front room, a dining room and a great room.
3. We turned the dining room into a computer room.
4. The dining room was an appalling avocado. We spongepainted over it in pale yellow, palmetto green and pale pinky-tan. It's kind of jungle-like now.
5. I have a 5x10 storage room accessible only by a door in my bedroom. I call it The Sanctum, and store fannish, crafty and porno materials there.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Core Personality are:
1. I am right. I am always right, even if I'm wrong. I never apologize. I spent so much of my childhood, teen and early adult years apologizing for merely being alive that I finally decided to never do it again. This makes me arrogant and stubborn.
2. Sometimes I am convinced I am the only person that ever got issued a brain or any common sense.
3. I almost never get lost. I carry a map in my head and have a good sense of direction. But! I can't tell left from right without stopping to think.
4. I quit worrying about what people thought of me a long time ago. You take me as I am, or you get the hell out of my life. I don't stand for folks who try to change me.
5. I consider the fact I was born female to be God's sadistic joke on me.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life are:
1. I see three of my kids for less than an hour a day Monday-Thursday.
2. Dollface and I have our daily rituals. And nothing gets done until after Quantum Leap is watched. She insists.
3. I am a whiz of a crockpot cook. About 3 days a week I leave the crock running for the family dinner. They get fresh BBQ beef while I'm eating frozen fish-sticks.
4. I get home from work at 11:30 PM. My husband wakes me up at 6 AM so he can actually see me between Sunday and Friday.
5. I fold laundry while watching TV. I am almost incapable of watching TV. I must do something else as well.
Five Things You May Not Know that I Desperately Want are:
1. To not have to work outside the home.
2. To homeschool my exceedingly bright, but very spacey, son.
3. More motivation to stay up once everyone is off to school. I often go back for a nap.
4. The drive to keep a spotless house. I hate housework, and have to force myself into it.
5. A garden. I have no clue how to grow one.
Five Embarrassing Fannish Admissions I Have That You May Not Know are:
1. I wrote a Saavik-Sue vampire story, using the exact same plot as the Disney Haunted Manion movie, when I was 15.
2. I was once so embarassed by a piece of fanfic that I took it off my website.
3. I realize that my Buffy stuff is more about me than the characters.
4. I once propositioned Judson Scott.
5. I turned into a pile of giggling 14 year old fangirl mush when Anthony Daniels kissed me on the cheek.
Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do in a Typical Day are:
1. At least one load of laundry
2. At least one load of dishes
3. Watch Quantum Leap
4. Spend about an hour doing craft work.
5. I tend to eat a snack at about midnight before I go to bed. I'm hungry by then.
Five Things You May Not Know that are Really Important to My Character are:
1. Never tell a lie when the truth can be so much more devastating.
2. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
3. The ability to hold two opposing ideas and not have them contradict each other is a sign of intelligence.
4. Bisexuality is the enlightened path of the superior mind.
5. You can take a girl out of fundamentalism, but you can't ever really exterminate the fundamentalist in the girl.
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Date: 2004-09-09 07:00 pm (UTC)I still think of it that way.