valarltd | Icon meme stolen from Hal

That's Alexandrian_Librarian. She's a Lost Desert Aisha, and one of my Neopets. She has a Pirate Kougra, a Fire Uni and a Darigan Peophin for siblings. I think this is one of the cutest pet designs, and I really, really want to get one of the plushies.
She's my default.

Those are my kids in the old polar bear cage at the Kansas City Zoo. Left to Right: Bunny in pink, Jonner in the hat, Obi in green on the table and Dollface with the pink scarf. I joke that I sold them to the zoo.

My gay pants icon, by

tzikeh She made a lot of these, but I love the pure suggestiveness of the Boyz' pants in this one. Take a good look at Luke's lightsaber, and another at where Han's hand is. It makes me smile every time.

This screen capture was pure serendipity. It comes at the end of Star Wars when Luke shoves the Princess aside and hurls himself in Han's arms. This one frame manages to look like Luke has planted a big wet one on his friend. Hence the caption.

The "This is sex" icon meme exploited beautiful male bodies just as beautiful female ones have been for centuries. This lickable side and hip, in the pearlescent Paris light, are from Frantic which contains Harrison Ford's only nude scene.

The Pimp Shoes. The story runs that my friend Norm was having his senior picture taken. I bumped into him, looked him over and said "Very spiffy, Norm, you look like a pimp." He was horrified. We talked of nothing much, and in the course of the talk, three other people independently said the same thing. We decided it was the shoes. These shoes, from a German magazine interview of Mr. Ford, are nearly identical to Norm's pimp shoes.

This is Dollface being silly at her Grandpa's. She's not quite 3 in this picture. She snitched the silly reindeer antlers with bells from the counter and insisted I take her picture. I use it for holiday greetings.

Bill the Cat and Opus have always been my favorite political candidates. How much harm can a cloned cat (and former Ranjneeshi cultist, Soviet defector, and Jean Kirkpatrick's boyfriend) and a flightless waterfowl with a mom-fixation do?

This is my mental image of myself. I love this picture of me.

In reality, I look more like this. Debbie Novotny (US "Queer as Folk") is my Mom-hero. She is larger than life, with a mouth to match. She loves, and loves fiercely. And she is perfectly capable of embarassing her grown son with less than 2 sentences.