Laughing my fool head off here
Aug. 20th, 2004 11:40 pmThe Rabid Bantha bar & grill is the funniest thing.
I like the Vader Monologues Anakin and Vader argue constantly.
Sample:
V: Hang on...Okay, there we go. Hey, are those flames? That can't be good. And there's Luke!
A: Holy crap! The crazy bastard set you on fire!
V: Now, now. Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe it's--
A: Conclusions? You're on fire, and he's standing there with a torch in his hand. Hello?
V: I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation.
A: Yeah--your son's a crazy psycho arsonist, that's the explanation. I *told* you he was gonna hold a grudge about that whole "chopping off the hand" thing.
I like the Vader Monologues Anakin and Vader argue constantly.
Sample:
V: Hang on...Okay, there we go. Hey, are those flames? That can't be good. And there's Luke!
A: Holy crap! The crazy bastard set you on fire!
V: Now, now. Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe it's--
A: Conclusions? You're on fire, and he's standing there with a torch in his hand. Hello?
V: I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation.
A: Yeah--your son's a crazy psycho arsonist, that's the explanation. I *told* you he was gonna hold a grudge about that whole "chopping off the hand" thing.
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Date: 2004-08-21 01:48 am (UTC)