And so it goes...

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We regret to announce the unpleasant death of Angel, who on the 4th of April of this year was viciously shot by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. Angel is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.

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