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valarltdFBI Issues Alert Against Almanac Carriers
WASHINGTON - The FBI (news - web sites) is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.
We've entered the Twilight Zone folks.
Diuerse Dissasters as Granny Weatherwax's would say.
Terroristic selections from my Old Farmer's Almanac collection:
"America is a fine country, but it suffers from a dearth of harpists."
"Wear a yellow and a black garter to church Easter Sunday. Wear them every Sunday after, and you'll be married in the year."
"1920: Soviet geneticists invent seedless corn."
"Plant root crops on a waxing moon."
"Last frost tonight."
WASHINGTON - The FBI (news - web sites) is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.
We've entered the Twilight Zone folks.
Diuerse Dissasters as Granny Weatherwax's would say.
Terroristic selections from my Old Farmer's Almanac collection:
"America is a fine country, but it suffers from a dearth of harpists."
"Wear a yellow and a black garter to church Easter Sunday. Wear them every Sunday after, and you'll be married in the year."
"1920: Soviet geneticists invent seedless corn."
"Plant root crops on a waxing moon."
"Last frost tonight."
