From our "So going to Hell for this" department

[valarltd]

I will not make an K19 the Widowmaker Vid to Ray Stevens' "Surfin' USSR."

I will not make an K19 the Widowmaker Vid to Ray Stevens' "Surfin' USSR."

I will not make an K19 the Widowmaker Vid to Ray Stevens' "Surfin' USSR."

I will not make an K19 the Widowmaker Vid to Ray Stevens' "Surfin' USSR."

Comments

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

And you won't... why not?

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Because the song is too flip for the serious subject of the movie.

We've got a Soviet sub, she's a '79
She's got a nuclear reactor and she runs real fine
We're loyal to the party and the party line
But a sailor's got to have a little fun sometimes

We were out in the Pacific where it's nice and deep
When our sonar operator went and fell asleep
Then a terrible crash awakened every hand
And we woke up stuck here in the California sand

Now here we are, Surfin' U.S.S.R
Malibu, USA, with all the movie stars
Well, I'm gettin kinda tanned gettin' good on guitar
Come on, honey, be my little commissar
We don't wanna start no nuclear fight
We just want to have a beach party tonight...Woo!


It would be incredibly silly...

And the whole 4th verse would just tip it.

We thought the girls were bewitchin' back at Moscow U
'Till we saw the little honeys here at Malibu
One look through the periscope and we all flipped
It was a mutiny aboard the people's ship

(There are no women in the movie)

[dragon-lord.livejournal.com]

*devils advocate*

Yes yes, do it precioussss.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I want to. I am so going to Hell for this...
Like everything else.

[dragon-lord.livejournal.com]

Well at least we'll have company then. ;-)