Yuletide Youtube: Naughty Thursday
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valarltdBecause paganism is a nature religion and we're ALL about fertility. (well, some of us are some of the time) Today is naughty Thursday.
Sounds of the Season:
Merry Naughty moments:
A bit more naughtiness from "Frosted Hearts"
Josh helped Anthony out of his clothes and into bed, then fed him another pain pill. "All I had to do to win your father's approval was break your arm. Who knew?" Anthony swallowed the pill. "I'll call Mom in the morning and tell her what's going on. You just rest." He kissed Anthony and curled around him, pulling the covers up over both of them. "Love you, babe. Go to sleep so Santa can come," Josh teased.
Anthony kissed his nose. "Night, Santa."
Josh nipped his neck and whispered in a naughty voice, "And come and come and come." When Anthony laughed, he turned on the light. "He's a big leather bear, you know." Josh pulled a book out of the drawer. "I meant to give this to you when we got home." He fluffed Anthony's pillow, sat up and started to read:
"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the rock,
Not a creature was stirring, not even my cock.
Leather stockings were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that Old Nick soon would be there.
The work was all safe and put down to bed,
And visions of stock options danced in my head.
When my love in his collar and me in my cuffs
Had just settled down to some serious stuff."
Anthony covered his mouth, giggling at the story. The pill was kicking in and he could almost see the tale unfolding.
"And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a souped up Harley sleigh and eight twinky reindeer.
With a buff sexy driver so well-hung and thick
I knew in a minute it must be Old Nick.
More rapid than ecstasy, his club-boys they came,
and he whistled and lashed them and called them by name."
Anthony was giggling so hard tears were streaming down his face. Josh showed him the illustration of the leather bear in red driving a team of pony-boys in scarlet harness with antlers on their heads. When Santa spanked both the bottom boys and left them sex toys, Anthony nearly choked on his laughter.
"And I heard him exclaim as he drove out into the muck,
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good fuck!"
Josh snapped the storybook closed with a smile and set it aside to cuddle.
"I love you," Anthony slurred.
"I love you so much. I feel terrible."
"It's all right. Nobody died." To Anthony's mind, that was the important part.
"No, but you're hurt and my car's totaled. It wasn't even my fault and I feel guilty." Josh kissed the cast.
"Your insurance is good. They'll take care of us. I'll probably be okay. That's what the doc said." Anthony buried his face in the pillow.
Josh kissed his ear. "I'll take good care of you." As he drifted to sleep, Anthony only hoped that would apply if he couldn't paint when the cast came off.
Sounds of the Season:
A bit more naughtiness from "Frosted Hearts"
Josh helped Anthony out of his clothes and into bed, then fed him another pain pill. "All I had to do to win your father's approval was break your arm. Who knew?" Anthony swallowed the pill. "I'll call Mom in the morning and tell her what's going on. You just rest." He kissed Anthony and curled around him, pulling the covers up over both of them. "Love you, babe. Go to sleep so Santa can come," Josh teased.
Anthony kissed his nose. "Night, Santa."
Josh nipped his neck and whispered in a naughty voice, "And come and come and come." When Anthony laughed, he turned on the light. "He's a big leather bear, you know." Josh pulled a book out of the drawer. "I meant to give this to you when we got home." He fluffed Anthony's pillow, sat up and started to read:
"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the rock,
Not a creature was stirring, not even my cock.
Leather stockings were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that Old Nick soon would be there.
The work was all safe and put down to bed,
And visions of stock options danced in my head.
When my love in his collar and me in my cuffs
Had just settled down to some serious stuff."
Anthony covered his mouth, giggling at the story. The pill was kicking in and he could almost see the tale unfolding.
"And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a souped up Harley sleigh and eight twinky reindeer.
With a buff sexy driver so well-hung and thick
I knew in a minute it must be Old Nick.
More rapid than ecstasy, his club-boys they came,
and he whistled and lashed them and called them by name."
Anthony was giggling so hard tears were streaming down his face. Josh showed him the illustration of the leather bear in red driving a team of pony-boys in scarlet harness with antlers on their heads. When Santa spanked both the bottom boys and left them sex toys, Anthony nearly choked on his laughter.
"And I heard him exclaim as he drove out into the muck,
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good fuck!"
Josh snapped the storybook closed with a smile and set it aside to cuddle.
"I love you," Anthony slurred.
"I love you so much. I feel terrible."
"It's all right. Nobody died." To Anthony's mind, that was the important part.
"No, but you're hurt and my car's totaled. It wasn't even my fault and I feel guilty." Josh kissed the cast.
"Your insurance is good. They'll take care of us. I'll probably be okay. That's what the doc said." Anthony buried his face in the pillow.
Josh kissed his ear. "I'll take good care of you." As he drifted to sleep, Anthony only hoped that would apply if he couldn't paint when the cast came off.
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Date: 2015-12-21 01:55 am (UTC)Hahahahhahahahahahah Santa smoking weed the max... in that moment he will give some weed to the reindeers and let's go! XD
Haaah! Unicorn's pee should be more like a rainbow LOL XD
Funny pics....
peace!
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Date: 2015-12-21 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-21 02:54 am (UTC)Hahahahhahahahahahah Santa smoking weed the max... in that moment he will give some weed to the reindeers and let's go! XD
Haaah! Unicorn's pee should be more like a rainbow LOL XD
Funny pics....
peace!