Blots from the Debauched Desk

• 20:31 I have Robin hood edits. I have Steampunk!RobinHood edits. I have a vampire hunter deadline. All I want to do is play sims. #
• 20:32 Cowriter mia. sick, I'm guessing. I'm drowning.... Must mail AQ contract Tues. #

Please to be sweeping them into the wastebasket now
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weekend horrors

1) I got Robin, round 2. They want 2K more words of sex sex sex and more sex. That's about 5 pages. And "franker language." I think we'll let Will Scarlet get laid first. What part of "He's stolen your virtue out of your sweet little quim and left only a gaping cunt behind, begging to be filled. No mind. I'll fill it better." is NOT frank? What do they want besides "cock" and "fuck?"

2) Tried fuddling with some steampunk!Robin. Must keep at it. It's already exposition-heavy.

3) Vampire hunters took over. (Dear Misha and my!David, so good for each other) Listened to "Bela Lugosi's Dead" about 5 times in a row. Family pissed, but big climactic scene written.

4) Oz and AotI going nowhere this weekend.

5) errored on shawl and had to rip 2 rows. Finally caught back up. 2 more skeins...

6) On the plus side, teacher's afghan almost done. Must finish edging. And there is strawberry shortcake. Home-made, even.

Whoot!

"Somewhere Between Despair and Ecstasy" is completed at ~5600 words!

Yay!

Can I get a fast beta? as in super fast. It's due in 5 days.