I was badly behaved at the drs

I went in today to see a neurologist, about my butt and about the fibromyalgia thing.

He ordered an MRI.
Ok, I'm just flat on my back in the nice big tube. I'm good.

Uh, yes, I'll take the blindfold please, I have a little claustrophobia *glance at Tube, it's big* I should be okay. Headphones, yes please. 80's rock if you have it (I shoulda asked for classic country) Squeezebulb if I need out? ok. I shouldn't need a safeword.

I'm on the bed and it raises to 3" from the top of the tube and then squashes me in like toothpaste! OK. I can do this. Lie quietly. Listen to Flock of Seagulls. peek out from under slipped blindfold and realize ceiling is NOT far from nose. Try not to think about how your wrists are absolutely confined against your hips.

Breathe breathe breathe. Twisted Sister? WTF? I need some Cyndi or some Eurythmics plzkthnx!
OKay one set done. You're okay. You're not breathing, Angel, breathe!

I made it through three images and safeworded.
My heart was racing, my hands were shaking, I was white as a sheet and I wanted to throw up.
They're arranging an open MRI to get the other three.

I feel like such a wimp.

He's baaaack!

http://www.darkroastpress.com/nikolai.php

(Check out the page and the excerpt)

Coming August 15.

Activist Dyke Mom Strikes Again

Just got word that my story "Siul a Ruhn" got picked up for the Wedding Sip Blitz.
All royalties go to GLBT Legal funds. Torquere matches the donation 100%.

It's the last of the Gay Christmas Werewolf stories. Paul and Dan just might get that happily ever after, at last.

Seriously

I go back to using the cleavage pic on MySpace and I have 9 friends requests on myspace in 2 days. Not counting 2 spammers.

I apparently have discovered and am in possession of a new Artifact: The Boobs of Awesome Friendy-ness. Their power is unassailable.

Talk about bait and switch. Hook 'em in with boobs, sell 'em the hot man lovin.

GIP

Because I have 3 new icons.


My Medical Issues icon. It's a Civil War medkit.


My pagan icon. It's the yearwheel

Since the boobs are mine, I'd rather they not be plastered everywhere.
However, the other 2 can be taken.