From a chat

Naomi and I are reworking Alive on the Inside, more horror, less sex.
We're discussing freak ways to kill my evil stepfather, who does appear in the novel. He gets set on fire (and, alas, promptly extinguished) by the fire-artist.

Me: "I'd let Precious [the unicorn] gore him. Or maybe an accident with one of the games?"

Her: Torturo is laughing at that idea.

Me: "What? Nobody ever drowned in the duck-pick-up trough before?"

Her [as Torturo]: *laughs long and loud*

Blurb and question

Blurb for "Eight Days Ablaze:"
Lawyer Adina barJonas loves Hanukkah. And her Papa gives the best gifts. This year, it's the VirtualClone Box, for “a fully integrated sensory experience.” Adina uses it to argue law, meet her heroes and thoroughly indulge herself with some very sexy men over the eight nights of the holiday.

But, Papa and her Uncle David have their own agenda, as always, and Adina finds that enjoying her new toy has played right into their hands.


Intriguing?
Sexy?
Yawn?


Trans Question, cut for length:
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