Destroying America, one marriage at a time

Yesterday at noon, in every Proper Family (tm) in America, marriage licenses combusted. Wedding rings melted and wedding pictures mysteriously faded.

Today, Mudd asked me to stand Best Dyke when he married the D-Man over the summer. (he hopes my old wedding dress fits him) I suggested we make it a double and proposed to Naomi.

For a look at the horror about to be unleashed on an unsuspecting America
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Documenting pain

Wednesday, I dropped a loadbar across the back of my neck.

This is a 10' long piece of 4x4 aluminum. I was hooking it to the upper rail (about 6.5' high) when one end slipped and it came down on me. I hurt. I am having trouble holding my head up and level. Shooting pains go down the sides of my spine now and then.

Today, I was getting a piece out and a sheetmetal piece, either a door or a tailgate, but at least 20lbs, fell on my face, snapping my head back. I heard crunching from my neck and my glasses were knocked off.

I'm seeing my dr Monday.

(After I pay my first traffic ticket for a burned-out brake light...which ISN'T)