The Nightmare Pairing meme, for Star Wars

This has been going around my flist like the Flu. It's all mctabby's fault over in HP fandom and blakefancier took it multifandom.

I, valarltd, do solemnly swear that my favorite SW character is Luke Skywalker and my least favorite character is Wicket the Ewok. The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys,* here's how a Luke/Wicket shag might happen (though I sincerely hope it never does, and if it does, I just don't want to know).

Necessary plot device or deus ex machina: After the Second Death Star, Luke is shattered inside and requires mystical healing. The Ewoks have a ritual for just this sort of thing.

Who makes the first move: Wicket. It's all part of the ritual.

Positions and/or kinks: Luke lies on his back meditating as the medicine man, Logray, chants, a dozen other ewoks channel the Force from the Trees to the Wounded Jedi Leaf, and Wicket licks him all over.

Afterglow: Healed in body and spirit, Luke decides to stay on Endor, learning the ways of the Force and the Trees, and getting fuzzy blowjobs.

Would I actually read or write this? No way in the Four Cold Hells.


* My monkeys are smoking The Bad Crack.

High Drama time!

everybody has asked why I'm leaving the anime fandom but the answer is simple: Some of you know who you are and why I'm leaving FOREVAR.

I went to gaming group with boniblithe the other day but my character got killed TWICE :-(. I'm never gaming with them again!

Hey and know what? it's so not fair that I have Saturday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and wish I was dead.

And also I don't know why liviapenn went all psycho over me and newhopepress having a little fun.

Oh yeah. I am so going to kick gblvr out of the house. They wore my favorite anime shirt when sidistic and gayphoenixkc was visiting. I've never been so embarassed in my life!

zeronine09 went around saying how they saw me dissing on minitrog.

And also I gave everybody my wishlist of computer hardware for my birfday, but nobody bought me anything :-(.

I feel so pissed off! that jackass musesfool gone and said that they saw me backstabbing tanacawyr. Don't let me hear about that again or there's paybacks!

And also heres_luck went around saying how they saw me talking to jkb and dissing on mikasteelelell. And yeah. You might guess I don't give a flying f*** what they think anymore. I'm over that.

I feel so suicidal! I am so going to kick mpoetess out of the house. She keeps on stealing my tampons!

Hey and know what? someone at work found out I was into fursuiting and I think that's why I got fired :-(.




This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

Le Sigh

Health news
Another self-exam, another lump.
Lower inside quadrant of the right one this time.

It's about the size of a quarter, moves and hurts. Probably the same thing as last time. I'll give it a few weeks and see if it goes away.

If it grows or if more show up, I'll go to the dr. I may be a perv, but even I can't see spending hundreds for the pleasure of a mammogram every 6 mo. Esp. since I'm in the "same level of risk as being killed by a falling satellite" category.


Fannish Stuff
In other news, saw Mad Max. That was a VERY gay movie. Between the big, shaven-head, leather daddy of a police chief and Toe-cutter's plucked eyebrow and lipstick, I was intrigued. Esp. when Toe-cutter takes Johnny-boy for a walk in the surf, shoves a gun in his mouth and tells him he "needs to keep that pretty mouth shut." And Bleached Butch Bubba pinged my gaydar in the stone-cold gay assassin way. (and the fact the motorcycle gang almost certainly raped both the boy and his girlfriend, as the boy was fleeing pantless) Very reminescent of the moment in Thunderdome when Max offers to work and says he has skills, but the gate-guard just grunts "Brothel's full."

The movie itself is not visually very interesting. But it didn't look too terribly dated, either, which is a drawback of 1970s SF. And I saw nothing that would make it SF save the caption "A few years from now." Not like Road Warrior and Thunderdome . Will be watching Road Warrior. I was too young to see it when it first came out, although I read the Starlog articles. I got to see Thunderdome because it was PG-13.

And my vid is falling much more into place now. I suspect even moreso after Road Warrior


Vidding Stuff
I missed the ConneXions deadline. Phooey.

Also. "I would do anything for love (but I won't do that)" by Meatloaf. Over-vidded? Cliche? Or great Sam Gamgee vid in the making?