Done done done

All the stuff for the fair is done. i need to go buy safety pins so i can attach the tags.

I was up until 3 crocheting. And reading bad Luke-abuse. it was a 300 page epic trainwreck. The premise: Luke is a Force-construct designed especially for Palpatine's needs is an interesting one. But the sex was endless. And I like the SexToy/Assassin!Luke.

Got bit by a big, ugly vicious plotbunny. I don't know why partner abuse stories are working for me right now, but this one is exceptionally ugly. Han is so much larger than either of the twins, and he's a mean drunk. And he has a mouth that can hurt as badly as his hands.

Must go. Safetypins, I am coming!

in a fine, Lemming like mood.

Gacked from kwaldo12


I want anyone and EVERYONE who reads this to post in here something they would like to do with me someday.

Then post this in your journal to find out what people want to do with you

Overheard on the net

"I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8-year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think it is a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle. I want to see who can blow the biggest bubble. I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.

“I want to drink Kool-Aid and eat Lemonheads with my friends. I don't want to change clothes because I got a little dirt on them. I want to enjoy every day like it's summer vacation.

“I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables and TV show theme songs, but that didn't bother you because you didn't know what you didn't know, and you didn't care.

“All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible, I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again, like a new Hot Wheels car.

“I want to live simple again. I don't want my days to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more illness and loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams and the imagination. I want to be in the roller derby and actually believe the Three Stooges are real.

“So … here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401(k) statements, my pager, my cell phone, my Palm Pilot, my fax machine and my DVD player, and last but not least my mortgage book. I am hereby officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, 'cause…

“Tag, you're it! And you have cooties.”