I guess it fits my life

Talk about your bizarre dreams.

So there we were in a campus lounge (possibly at Rhodes, it didn't look like CBU or UMR) holding off the ravening hordes of Mordor. They breached the East Wall, and we all sprang in with whatever weapons we had.

I didn't know an RGIS inventory machine and scanner could shoot lasers. Not only that, it tracked how many I killed.

There was a brief respite, I was drinking tea, and jkb wandered in to discuss revisions. I pointed out the tumbril rolling up the road full of orcs and asked her to fight with us. "But I can't fight! I've forgotten my underwear!" I loaned her my white ones with the multicolored flowers (I think we had to belt them) and went back to the fray.

This time, there was a purple worm (just a small one) involved. The laser was no good, so i headed downstairs to the bridge. But my batteries were dead, so i picked up a claw-hammer. A big guy laughed and came for me with an axe. I dodged, and the dwarf got him. The dwarf sent me to the smithy to get a real axe or a war-hammer.

So down the walkways and paths into Solace I went, led by a dwarf I didn't know. (his hands were warm and callused) We got stopped by draconians. I passed myself off as a whore, saying the dwarf had bought me for the day, but I'd wander back and find them. A pair of Seekers tried to save me by screeching at me. I laughed and flashed my cleavage promising the higher-ranked he just needed a spot of good fornication to fix his temper.

I got my axe and headed back to war, but my alarm went off.

There was lots more. The students yeling and screaming and fighting. The local SCA barny to the rescue, the usual "we're all going to die" angst.

Mary Sue spam, spamity spam

In honor of Lavira Starkeeper, granddaughter of Qui-Gon Jinn and Shmi Skywalker, reincarnation of a centuries-dead Jedi, highest scoring member of Rogue flight n the simulators, Luke Skywalker's One True Love (never mind she's his cousin, he's bloody well sleeping with his sister) and general know it all.

( My LotR Mary Sue )

( My Mary Sue Species )

( A hogwarts House )

I give up

Everything hurts. I've been wrestling with the damned video shelf for 2 hours now. It won. but only until i can find the glue and make it stay together.

Spare Change Con Fund

Current contents of the Pringles Can: $5.15

This is loose change, found in pockets, on the floor, on the ground, lost in seat cushions etc. I'll count every Friday.