Because I'm a lemming

I want Angel to write _____________.
Angel should get a clue and stop writing _________.
_______ would make Angel's stories better.
If Angel writes _________ one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
Angel should rewrite __________ and change _________.
Angel should ____________ in her next story.
Angel should use the word(s) __________ in her next story.

Just Let me know, OK? No guarantees.

Irish Love poetry

A True Irish Love Poem An absolute riot. I wish someone loved me that much.
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