Beautiful Friday

So far today I've:

Made emergency contact cards for the library staff. Lamination of Ezekiel and Daniel.

Photocopied, folded and delivered 120 library brochures. I coerced the copier to my will! Bow before the Copier Goddess! No jams. No misprints. Yes, cower before me you overcomplex piece of technology!

Ran overdues

Singlehandedly averted fineage and disaster for half the staff.

Been called "fallacious and disgusting" for saying men have lesbian incest fantasies. I promptly launched into my favorite game: "My expert can beat up your expert" and cited locations for articles on the phenomenon and erotic stories. I await the return volley.

Listened to SW radio plays on the drive to and from work. Han and Biggs exchange 4 lines, and they just bristle at each other. Jealous... Also, Han just melts around Luke, at least twice. Drops the sarcasm, gets soft, serious and gentle. First is the bit where he's explaining why he won't fly against the Death Star. The second is just before the ceremony. If it weren't for the fact a little smoochy sound always accompanies the kisses, I would say they were snogging.

Must got to Wal-Mart and Post office now.

When i get home: vidding, writing (ooo, a mustachio'd Biggs bunny is loving my ankle. Stop that, you. Go hump the Luke bunny. I don't need bunnygunk in my sneaker-velcro. Silly rabbit.) pizza.

Oh and

Tarkin/Motti: TheirloveisSOsuggestive!
(Motti is Tarkin's 2nd in command and a smarmy git. He implies. He insinuates. But he never comes out and SAYS. "But you command, and the emperor is far from here..." Tarkin's final line is "I'll consider your suggestions...later.")

Alos
"A Jedi and his lightsaber. The Jedi and the lightsaber are one. The Force binds them The Jedi and the lightsaber are (ungh) one!"

Story meme, gacked from Pumpkin, squished

Completed fics: Over 100 fanfic, a dozen or so original
Published WIPs: 3 plus a series.
Unpublished WIPs: ??
Drabbles: 2
Working on: Ooodles. Mondo. Not going to count.
Total: Lots

Of that total...
Het/Slash/Gen: Mostly slash
Most frequent main pairing: Han/Luke, 31 of the on-line fic are theirs, 13 of the zine fic
Oddest pairing: Han Solo Squared. AU counterparts having sex. Or maybe Ares/Luke
Debut fic: ?? Online? "Aftermath" http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/5785/Buffy/Aftermath.html


Squick checklist! I have written...
BDSM:Yes A fave rave.
Bestiality: Yes Only in original fic. Wookiees are sentient so it's not bestiality
Bloodplay: Yes
Breathplay: Yes This always struck me as very much a Luke-kink
Chan: Yes If you count 16
Character death: Yes Sometimes evenm permaneny
Incest: Yes I'm kinky that way too Luke/Leia, Leia Vader, Rick/AJ Simon
Mary Sue: Yes. Guilty.
Moresome: just 3some
Mpreg: yes
Necrophilia: Sort of. he died while they were having sex, and she went ahead and finished. (Also, one of the characters is a revenant, which means he is dead. But he's having sex with the Devil, so make of it what you will) And where do vampires fall?
Non-con/rape: Yes to both, plus yes to seduction against better judgement
Scat: No Not likely to either
Threesome: Oh yeah. Love the Luke/Han/Leia threeway.
Water sports: no, not likely to