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( Soul quiz )

My brain is toast

Last night, I was supposed to bake a cake. I forgot.

This morning, I reminded myself to get out early so i could stop at WalMart and buy one. I got stuck in the bathroom.

I arrived at work, only to remember the nearest grocery is without power.

SO, bunny is baking a cake, and I have to drive over and get it in about 45 minutes.

Why are my marbles all under the couch?

( Vidding whinging )

Started back on Atkins. I'm tired of being sluggish and bloated.
Tired of my clothes not fitting.

Also starting bellydance classes tonight.

Because he's pretty

Hee! You are Jack's "You have to find
yourself a girl, mate ... you're not a eunuch,
are you?" speech. You're quite a bit sex-
crazed, and you assume that everyone else is as
horny as you are. Get it on as soon as
possible so that you can join the rest of us on
Planet Earth ... I'm sure you'll have a good
time doing so.


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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