Laundry day

So last night, Obi-Chris came in and announced "You know what would be great? If Darth Vader didnt cut Luke's hand off, but got his belt instead. And Luke's pants fall down. And he's wearing underwear with little pink llamas on them. So he sneaks out of the scene saying "This is the most embarassing day of my life." And that's the end of the movie."

I have a most strange and unusual child.

Bought a new bra today. Tired of loose hooks on my others.

Wrote some Legolas/Gimli for gblvr's zine. Aww, it's grumpy, sweet and not going much of anywhere yet.

Went a little farther on the bad porn story for SM2. Luke's gotten hold of a Imperial-produced photomanipulated porn mag, Rebelz, that shows him in a TRULY amazing variety of sexual encounters.

Sian reminded me she wanted "Simply Irresistible" for Con*stricted by Plot 2 and that "Bluffs" had timed out.

I may have to send the Roman AU to Nothing at all to Hide. Not sure I have anything else as close to done. Poor Janet is hassling me about it. She's desperate for new S/Mc.

Note to self: "Quality Time with the Boys" does not mean listening to Harrison make jokes to Conan O'Brien about how he's lost all his bullwhip talent, and will be using a riding crop with a tassle instead, as well as demonstrate "Expression 13B" (the glower) followed by the last hour of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Vh-1's "I Love the 80's" has some great commentary on Return of the Jedi. "Definitely some kinky [bleep] happening in a galaxy far far away." All the stuff we were thinking about the whole "sister" deal, not to mention the gold bikini.

In honor of Father's Day: Bad Dads

Gacked from MSN Entertainment.

"In honor of non-lecherous, non-manipulative, non-psychopathic fathers everywhere, we present our list of the baddest dads ever to parent on the big screen. It's guaranteed to make you appreciate fatherhood on a whole new level. So put "Cat's in the Cradle" on repeat and dive on in..."

( Runners Up )

( Top Ten Bad Cinematic Dads )