Ah, finally

So, "Simply Irresistible" is finished and sent to Con*Stricted by Plot.

Sian likes it, so it's in.
Her comment:

>Simply Irresistible
>By Angel

Yes it is! Thanks,
Sian.

It's dark, melancholy and should have warnings. Lots of warnings. Not your classic snuggle-bunny Han/Luke.
I'm pleased.

Must edit wedding story, removing line breaks between paragraphs.

Also need to come up with an idea for Nothing at all to Hide, and the Sith-as-psychic-vampirism story and the porno manipulation magazine story (in which we learn exactly what is so special about Corellians).

Been enjoying Floating Away with the Rest of the Garbage. Most OFC fic is uninteresting, but some of this is quite good. Liking the one where the punchline is that Anakin managed to screw for 5 standard days.

Tempted to see if i could remix one of the stories. It just needs to be slash. It's incredible hurt/comfort, with Luke doing all the comforting on a badly tortured Han (who was tortured to draw Luke to his location), and then turning him over to Leia without a word.

But as I once said, "If Special Edition Fanfic isn't a sign of the Apocalypse, it should be."

House cleaning, much laundry, and repairs today.
The plan was to do Repair yesterday. But the glass got cut a bit too large, so must acquire a glass cutter.
Also changing out doorknob.

I have pumpkins growing in my yard. V.strange. Blooming even. I'll be pretty amazed if they fruit.

And the compatibility goes on

( Elynross, sweetie, baby, we need to talk more. )

Silliness

From out of the archives and off the wall. Also because I promised jkb and walkerminion I'd get these out after cracking them up all the way to the airport.
(Are they as funny when you're not sleep deprived?)

( Redneck Jedi )

( Redneck movie review )

( Love in the 1980's )

( Great Sayings of Biblical Mothers )