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The Rapture Hufflepuff Frog meme
1) If the Rapture (for all of you people blessed to not be raised in the Bible Belt, this is when Jesus sucks all the 'saved' people up to heaven with the Super Duper Heavenly body and soul vacuum leaving all us sinners behind. Boohoo!) happened tomorrow, what would you steal first from the people who were sucked up to heaven?
IF (rather when) I was a Pre-Millennialist, I would assume I was going and not being left behind. In that case, I would hope someone wonderful like![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
yonmei would take in my cat.
She can help herself to anything else, including my good jade. (sorry, only worth about $200)
If I did get left, I'd start stealing non-perishable foods. It's gonna be a long 7 years, folks.
2) If you were sorted into Hufflepuff by ye ol’ Sorting Hat, would you leave Hogwarts and go to Beauxbatons? If not, what sort of Hufflepuffian antics would you get up to?
I'd stay, and find a way to increase the psychedelia factor of the herbs in the Herbology class...
3) If you went to high school with the version of Clark Kent we see on SV, how exactly would you go about devirginizing him, and how many days after meeting him would this happen (if boys make you puke, insert Chloe)?
Some things are best left virgins. But I might steal a smooch in the hay loft.
4) If a rain of frogs fell in your yard, what, really, would be your first reaction? EWWW! Gross! Make sure everything's shut so they can't get in!
5) What would you say to Justin Timberlake if you ran into him in outside the entrance to some building smoking Kools and beatboxing? What if it was Eminem and it was the welfare line? Xtina at the Planned Parenthood clinic (or the county health clinic, or if you live in a place with neither a county health clinic or Planned Parenthood read: you aren't American or Canadian just insert VD clinic or pregnancy center?)
I wouldn't recognize any of them. But for the last the response would be my standard: "Get them to sterilize you so you aren't a repeat customer!"
1) If the Rapture (for all of you people blessed to not be raised in the Bible Belt, this is when Jesus sucks all the 'saved' people up to heaven with the Super Duper Heavenly body and soul vacuum leaving all us sinners behind. Boohoo!) happened tomorrow, what would you steal first from the people who were sucked up to heaven?
IF (rather when) I was a Pre-Millennialist, I would assume I was going and not being left behind. In that case, I would hope someone wonderful like
yonmei would take in my cat.She can help herself to anything else, including my good jade. (sorry, only worth about $200)
If I did get left, I'd start stealing non-perishable foods. It's gonna be a long 7 years, folks.
2) If you were sorted into Hufflepuff by ye ol’ Sorting Hat, would you leave Hogwarts and go to Beauxbatons? If not, what sort of Hufflepuffian antics would you get up to?
I'd stay, and find a way to increase the psychedelia factor of the herbs in the Herbology class...
3) If you went to high school with the version of Clark Kent we see on SV, how exactly would you go about devirginizing him, and how many days after meeting him would this happen (if boys make you puke, insert Chloe)?
Some things are best left virgins. But I might steal a smooch in the hay loft.
4) If a rain of frogs fell in your yard, what, really, would be your first reaction? EWWW! Gross! Make sure everything's shut so they can't get in!
5) What would you say to Justin Timberlake if you ran into him in outside the entrance to some building smoking Kools and beatboxing? What if it was Eminem and it was the welfare line? Xtina at the Planned Parenthood clinic (or the county health clinic, or if you live in a place with neither a county health clinic or Planned Parenthood read: you aren't American or Canadian just insert VD clinic or pregnancy center?)
I wouldn't recognize any of them. But for the last the response would be my standard: "Get them to sterilize you so you aren't a repeat customer!"
