A Meme

1. What can we call you, kid? Angel.

2. In what decade were you born? 60s

3. What year of the Chinese zodiac? sheep

4. What are your parents' middle names? Lee and Ann

5. How old were they when you were born? Mom was 21 (almost 22) and Dad was 23.

6. Okay, two children are in the path of a freight train. One is a boy, and one is a girl. You only have enough time to save one. Which one do you save? The one I can reach first.

7. Do you resemble anyone in particular? Been told everyone from Kirstie Alley to the lead singer of Heart. I don't think I look like anyone except my paternal grandmother.

8. Guilty pleasures:children's books, Mark Hamill movies, carbohydrates, incest fic, loud music, MPreg.

9. The Beatles, or the Rolling Stones? The Beatles

. Where were you born? Kansas City

11. First love: real or fictional? Real: Tony who played pre-school Joseph to my 4 year old Mary one Christmas. He also taught me how to draw Mickey Mouse on the back of the bulletin during the sermon.

Fictional: Disney's Robin Hood. He was Soo handsome.

12. How old were you at the time? 4 or maybe 5.

13. Okay, but what color are his/her eyes? brown. (I think Robin's were brown too)

14. What is the title of the last book you read? "Baby Angels"

15. And finally, are there any other livejournal users that you'd like to sleep with? Yes. Leave it at that.

A few things

Gacked from diana_wolf
( The element I rule )

Weird dream.

I was at Hogwarts, as a student. I think I was Bunny (my oldest daughter) because I identified Jonner as my brother. I was in my tweens or early teens. Anyway, a huge anti-magic Muggle movement had assailed the school. The image I remember most is MacGonagle surrounded by a bunch of crosses, which morphed into preachers who were making her open box after box with a variety of wrong keys.

Anyway, the leader found me and Jonner. Him looking all innocent in his Bert & Ernie sweatshirt (which he's wearing today), me kind of scared. He threatened Jonner, and I came on to him. (What sort of bastard threatens a 5 yo? And claims to be a Man of God?)

I explained to the preacher that he was an incubus and I was a succubus,
and he had best not tangle with us. I even showed him a genetic chart.
I came on to him some more. (Sicko going for an 11-15 year old girl)

He went for it. I hauled him into a quite corner of the castle, kissed him stupid and ripped his heart out. Jonner helped shred him. When we were done there wasn't enough left to fit in a Tupperware sandwich saver. Except his heart which I was eating out of hand like an apple. (Jonner had a bite or two.)

My subconscious scares me.

And I watched Witness. Oh my. Those Hochleitner boys are BOTH overly interested in the English, Book. Most unseemly. Daniel shakes his hand entirely too long (and Book is VERY quick in going to Daniel's defense) and young Moses (Viggo!) can't take his eyes off Book. Don't get me started on the sharing the lemonade bit...

Started a small afghan today. 30 squares in the Frills & Fancies pattern, Raspberry, soft white, mint green.
10 squares each