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Weird dream.

I was at Hogwarts, as a student. I think I was Bunny (my oldest daughter) because I identified Jonner as my brother. I was in my tweens or early teens. Anyway, a huge anti-magic Muggle movement had assailed the school. The image I remember most is MacGonagle surrounded by a bunch of crosses, which morphed into preachers who were making her open box after box with a variety of wrong keys.

Anyway, the leader found me and Jonner. Him looking all innocent in his Bert & Ernie sweatshirt (which he's wearing today), me kind of scared. He threatened Jonner, and I came on to him. (What sort of bastard threatens a 5 yo? And claims to be a Man of God?)

I explained to the preacher that he was an incubus and I was a succubus,
and he had best not tangle with us. I even showed him a genetic chart.
I came on to him some more. (Sicko going for an 11-15 year old girl)

He went for it. I hauled him into a quite corner of the castle, kissed him stupid and ripped his heart out. Jonner helped shred him. When we were done there wasn't enough left to fit in a Tupperware sandwich saver. Except his heart which I was eating out of hand like an apple. (Jonner had a bite or two.)

My subconscious scares me.

And I watched Witness. Oh my. Those Hochleitner boys are BOTH overly interested in the English, Book. Most unseemly. Daniel shakes his hand entirely too long (and Book is VERY quick in going to Daniel's defense) and young Moses (Viggo!) can't take his eyes off Book. Don't get me started on the sharing the lemonade bit...

Started a small afghan today. 30 squares in the Frills & Fancies pattern, Raspberry, soft white, mint green.
10 squares each

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