Dispatch

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Not much accomplished, but we did catch Brother Gatling Gun of Triumphant Tranquility in a rare candid moment. He's checking his ammo before going to do battle with the Freezer of Icy Doom.



I sent him in to find something in the freezer for supper. He said he was afraid. I might be keeping heads in there. My response was "Nonsense, the cells in the eyeballs break and they turn to goo. Everyone knows heads go in jars of revivification serum on closet shelves." He still refused to go in unarmed.