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God gave man the truth
And the Devil helped us turn it into religion.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. --Blaise Pascal.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

I married Mr. Right. Before I knew his first name was Always.

One bad relationship away from owning 30 cats.

There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling.

Wisdom lives between the facts

Men act rightly only by compulsion --Machiavelli

I gotta be me! (Everybody else was taken)

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Inside me is a thin woman clamoring to get out. I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

I've forgotten whether I'm the good twin or the evil one.

This e-mail brought to you by the numbers 1 and 0.

I cannot be responsible for fut7ure messages as apparently my cats have learned to type.

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