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Sat, 13:59: Tarot help needed http://t.co/3G1BXmVW
Sat, 18:42: Whoot! http://t.co/DID5aXv7
Sat, 18:54: I am livetweeting Greatest Story Ever Told, that marvel of 1965 miscasting. So far: Evil!Bitter!Old!Claude Rains and Sarek in blackface
Sat, 18:55: Charleton Heston, John the Baptist, in a 1st century mullet is disturbingly hot in a hairy prophet sort of way. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 18:56: Heh! 1st Century mullet + Blue-Eyed Jesus with a Swedish accent for the win! #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 18:57: Donald Pleasance, looking older here than in Halloween, as a crazy old hermit/the devil. interesting, almost good, choice. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 18:58: Lots of Roman brutality. Roads lined in crosses, cav units riding down small children. branding, slave coffles. Rough movie. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:00: Israel looks really desolate. All sand and barren rock. Where are the vineyards, gardens and melons? What are they eating? #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:02: Why is everyone wearing WHITE? White is one of the hard colors to get in a primative time. But they're all nice and bleachy. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:03: Itty bitty goatskin skirt for the win! Heston has nice legs. An inch higher and we'd see way too much. #GrtStoryEvTold

Sat, 19:04: AH! David McCallum as Judas. So pretty! John Considine at John has him beat though. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:05: Und gifs life to da vorld! Swedish!Jesus works for me. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:26: Oo, very pretty James the Less. Michael Anderson Jr. Doc from Logan's Run. Also, Hello Victor Buono! #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:27: Telly Savalas! Being all bald and Greek in Roman armor as Pilate! Awesomeness! #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:35: They're really cutting and pasting the lines around here. Story-wise it works. Purists not going to love it much. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:42: Matthew, RoddyMcDowell, is wearing a Quaker beard a couple millennia before the fashion. James is cute and sweet. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:51: Pretty little lame boy was Sal Mineo. Too many pretty pretty people in this movie. Some of them actually look ethnic! #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:56: White people in white robes against white rocks. not a visually interesting movie. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 19:56: When Jamie Farr and Telly Savalas are the extent of your color... this is 1965. I hear Sidney Portier shows up later. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 20:13: Taking a brief break. i have limited Charleton Heston tolerance it seems, esp when he's being EXTRA preachy. #GrtStoryEvTold

Sat, 20:43: Deep thoughts, and a not so deep one http://t.co/AQk7FnHn
Sat, 20:51: Chica, when you're the ONLY person in the movie wearing a red dress, and all others wear white:don't run;change your clothes #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 20:52: "What has she done to deserve dis?" in pure Swedish singsong. This movie is a masterpiece of bad casting. #SwedishJesus . #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 20:55: "Let him who is w/o sin cast the first stone." -Jesus "So we hurled that mutha!"--Portnoy the woodchuck, Bloom County . #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 20:57: Hermes gets me parking spaces. Loki gets me pregnant. My theological discussions are as weird as my sex discussions. #PaganMoment.
Sat, 21:06: Yes, hand the red-dress adultress to your most obviously gay follower. Smart. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:07: Healing scene. All I get is "See my eyes I can hardly see" http://t.co/bf5N2dom #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:16: Naked dancing girls aren't the answer to everything. //They are if you're asking the right questions. Salome showed up/. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:20: FREEDOM!...oh wait no. REPENT! *whack* and there is still a dancer clad only in a translucent veil. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:21: Michael Ansara, looking very Klingonesque, marches so nicely... #GrtStoryEvTold

Sat, 21:23: Should the Beatitudes really be given in the Drawing Down the Moon position? #SwedishJesus #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:25: Grumpy Pilate is grumpy. Reports of the most recent miracles are only making him grumpier. Is a bad day to be a legionnaire #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:26: Mary changed her dress. Smart girl. Being the only one in the flick wearing red was too obvious. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:28: Thomas, not the sharpest. Judas muffed the short answer. And Peter got his big line. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:30: Judas is being a jealous little twit. Pouty!Ilya not a good look. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 21:58: Oops, we just lost Lazarus. Also of note, Mother Mary says nothing after the Flight to Egypt. #GrtStoryEvTold
Sat, 22:09: will continue tomorrow. too mush #SwedishJesus is making my head hurt.
Sat, 22:38: State of the Sooky http://t.co/ikA9IGbP

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