Moments in Parenting
Apr. 26th, 2012 08:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdOli came home with a bra where the cups had been painted to look like pokemon balls.
I'm not even asking.
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Oli and Jonner are BOTH going to Little Rock tomorrow. But Jonner is staying overnight.
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Obi came home with a check for $100, to buy a savings bond. He earned it by being a top-rated Quiz bowl player. He felt pleased that he'd worn all black with his red satin tie. (He looks so handsome and dashing in it, every inch the cult leader he aspires to be)
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Jonner brought an invitation to the Junior High Achievement Award ceremony. Apparently he's getting something.
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Obi thinned out his hair. There is enough hair in my bathroom wastebasket to knit a whole cat. And he looks no different.
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Bun and her schmoopy bought a boat. Apparently, it is quicker for her to sail across the lake to his place than to drive around it.
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I have a grand-kitteh. Selena is a little black cat that found Bun on the new moon.
I'm not even asking.
~~~
Oli and Jonner are BOTH going to Little Rock tomorrow. But Jonner is staying overnight.
~~~
Obi came home with a check for $100, to buy a savings bond. He earned it by being a top-rated Quiz bowl player. He felt pleased that he'd worn all black with his red satin tie. (He looks so handsome and dashing in it, every inch the cult leader he aspires to be)
~~~
Jonner brought an invitation to the Junior High Achievement Award ceremony. Apparently he's getting something.
~~~
Obi thinned out his hair. There is enough hair in my bathroom wastebasket to knit a whole cat. And he looks no different.
~~~
Bun and her schmoopy bought a boat. Apparently, it is quicker for her to sail across the lake to his place than to drive around it.
~~~
I have a grand-kitteh. Selena is a little black cat that found Bun on the new moon.
