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The Month You Marry

January
Marry when the year is new, he'll be loving, kind and true.


February
When February birds do mate, you wed nor dread your fate.

March
If you wed when March winds blow, joy and sorrow both you'll know.

April
Marry in April if you can, joy for maiden and for man.

May
Marry in the month of May, you will romance the day.

June
Marry when June roses grow and over land and sea you'll go.

July
Those who in July do wed must labor for their daily bread.


August
Whoever wed in August be, many a change is sure to see.


September
Marry in September's shine so that your life is rich and fine.


October
If in October you do marry, love will come but riches tarry.


November
If you wed in bleak November, only joys will come, remember!

December
When December's snows fall fast, marry and your love will last.




What Color Dress Should You Wear?

Marry in white, you've chosen him right.
Marry in blue, your love will be true.
Marry in pearl, you'll live in a whirl.
Marry in brown, you'll live out of town.
Marry in red, you'd be better off dead.
Marry in yellow, you're in love with the fellow.
Marry in green, you love being seen.
Marry in pink, your family will link!
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