valarltd: (debbie--oh shit)
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Oli has just announced she wants a collar and leash for Christmas. So she can put them on her boyfriend.

*headdesk* The apple didn't fall far from the tree. Except she is a domme.

Date: 2011-11-02 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlm121.livejournal.com
Is she old enough for me to buy her a copy of "Screw the Roses, Send me Thorns"

Your Children. . . And We still have no idea what Jonner wants.

Date: 2011-11-02 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
I think that's beyond her reading level.
Give her a couple more years.

OMG!!!

Date: 2011-11-02 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonstone-fae.livejournal.com
Scary thing, I read this aloud to Morgan and he did not flinch.

He says he wants a machete!!

Re: OMG!!!

Date: 2011-11-02 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
Why a machete? In case we drag him out to clear more graveyards?

If he's being her boyfriend, he already knows she's a domme.

Date: 2011-11-02 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com
Wow.

How old is she now?

Date: 2011-11-02 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
She's 11. She'll be 12 on New Year's eve.

Then again, I was making my own sex toys when I was her age...

Date: 2011-11-02 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginamariewade.livejournal.com
I don't think I could ask my *mom* for that.
Seriously.

Date: 2011-11-02 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
I know I couldn't. And especially not at age 11.

Then again, her favorite movie right now is Drool, in which a woman kills her abusive husband and she and her lesbian lover take his corpse on a road trip, only to bury him in a kind of pet cemetery for husbands.

Date: 2011-11-02 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eroticjames.livejournal.com
Get her a PetCo gift card...it's where we all start anyway. Then you don't have to be "directly" involved. They have some really nice collars these days...the whole "pet parent" phenom.

Date: 2011-11-02 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
She's 11. *headdesk*

Petco and Michaels... Dollar tree works too.

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