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[valarltd]

I really do not want to know the convoluted "made sense to my 3 year old at the time" reason why there are 2 tennis balls in a bowl in the freezer.

I will not ask.

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[van.livejournal.com]

I wanted brownies once when I was about four, but the parents wouldn't make it, so I mixed up an egg, some milk, and some Nestle's Quik in a big plastic cup, and set it to "bake" on the window sill.

Fortunately, my brother tattled on me before I got to try my concoction.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

That sounds familiar.

My Jonner (who is now 5) once made cookies when he was 3:
12 eggs, a box of baking soda, a half-bottle vanilla, a pinch of flour, and a spoon of sugar.

This was, of course, the day I had a root-canal, and came home to find this mess. He was trying to get his baby sister (age 1) to taste it.