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[valarltd]

I really do not want to know the convoluted "made sense to my 3 year old at the time" reason why there are 2 tennis balls in a bowl in the freezer.

I will not ask.

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[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

I tried to rescue the last green tomatoes after the first hard frost when I was about four. For some reason some of them wanted to free-range in the living room, and others wanted to bask in the sun on a windowsill, and still others wanted to swim in the toilet...

*metally belatedly apologizes again to parents about the backed up plumbing*

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

That's too funny. Absolutely great.

"You know you can't flush a grapefruit?"