valarltd | Conversations with a muse (NWS)

Nick has been a whiny little twit about the heterosexual stuff. I've been trying to encourage him by watching movies with the player-base/inspiration for his female partner. THE OTHERS was not the best choice. OTOH, BILLY BATHGATE has proved most productive.

Me: *watching*
Nick: Whoa! Wait, back that up!
Me: *backs up*
Nick: Not clear to her gay husband, whoa, pause it!
Me: *pauses movie*
Nick: *stares* I...I get...that?
Me: yes
Nick: *Stares* booooobs. Aaaaaaaaaaass buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush! *faceplants in the latter*
Me: *waits for him to come up for air* You are such a pussyhound. I trust there will be no more "ditch the bitch" talk?
Nick: uh-uh *STARES*
Me: There will be no more demands for THE EXPERIMENT or A MATADOR'S MISTRESS or THE MUMMY?
Nick: *shakes head, still staring* GUH! GUUUUUUUUUH!
Me: And you will cooperate and finish the cyberpunk without whining?
Nick: Yes, ma'am. *stares and drools* WAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNT!
Me: Good. Now let me finish the swag bags and we'll watch and see if there's more of her naked.
Nick: WANNNT! *faceplant* *imagines nibbling her perfect ass and down the back of her legs and up the inside of them,*