Live the Fantasy
Apr. 11th, 2003 12:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdI'm not Angel.
Angel's at work, breaking her poor achy head on overdue notices and fine deposits.
I'm her evil twin, who got left home to nurse the cold.
I'm stretched out on a big comfy papasan in the solarium. Sweet Loreena McKinnet is on the stereo, and the poolboy who looks remarkably like Dirk Benedict (ca 1978) is spoonfeeding me lemon ice.
My houseman (who resembles Randolf Mantooth, ca 1975) is busily whipping me up some chicken and rice soup. When he delivers it to me, he'll pull the shades, cutting off the nice warm patch of sun that Thomas O'Leary (the cat) and I are lying in, and put Sunset Boulevard on the big-screen TV.
Poolboy will cover me up and feed me soup and cold gingerale.
Mmmm, I think I smell chocolate chip cookies and tea, too.
They're being so sweet to me. Mainly because I'm PMS'ing too and will redecorate the solarium with their vital organs if they cross me.
Hope Angel's having a nice day with her meatloaf TV dinner and changing the end of semester due date!
Angel's at work, breaking her poor achy head on overdue notices and fine deposits.
I'm her evil twin, who got left home to nurse the cold.
I'm stretched out on a big comfy papasan in the solarium. Sweet Loreena McKinnet is on the stereo, and the poolboy who looks remarkably like Dirk Benedict (ca 1978) is spoonfeeding me lemon ice.
My houseman (who resembles Randolf Mantooth, ca 1975) is busily whipping me up some chicken and rice soup. When he delivers it to me, he'll pull the shades, cutting off the nice warm patch of sun that Thomas O'Leary (the cat) and I are lying in, and put Sunset Boulevard on the big-screen TV.
Poolboy will cover me up and feed me soup and cold gingerale.
Mmmm, I think I smell chocolate chip cookies and tea, too.
They're being so sweet to me. Mainly because I'm PMS'ing too and will redecorate the solarium with their vital organs if they cross me.
Hope Angel's having a nice day with her meatloaf TV dinner and changing the end of semester due date!
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Date: 2003-04-11 07:36 pm (UTC)We need a frond-boy.
frond boys
Date: 2003-04-11 08:10 pm (UTC)Would you prefer a Kirk Douglas (ca 1962) or a Mark Hamill (1976 vintage)?
(Aren't they adorable in their little Egyptian skirt thingies?)
But I fear you must bring your own poolboy/body servant.
Ah, Sunset Boulevard is over. Shall we indulge in some smut? I have Pillow Book.