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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I turned [livejournal.com profile] nbrooks in for farting in church (3 points). Last Wednesday [livejournal.com profile] firefly67 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] irene_heron's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I set [livejournal.com profile] xjenavivex's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-98 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
valarltd

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