Zombies...why did it have to be zombies?

[valarltd]

So, I watched The Walking Dead premiere. An hour and a half of post-apoc with some of the most gruesome stuff ever. I mean I've written it, but not SEEN it. then I'm busting my tail on some edits and I hear a scrape at the door.

Not a knock.
Not someone coming in the house.
A scrape.

"Oli?" I ask. It's about 10 minutes too early for her to be home from school.

I shake my head. "You know it's not Oli. It's never Oli." And I GOT UP TO CHECK!

Half way to the door, I smacked myself upside the head. "Angel, you have the survival instincts of a cantaloupe!" So I picked up a bat as I opened the door....


In time to see the UPS van pulling away and my new boots in between the storm door and heavy door.
*headdesk*

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Re: advice that will keep you (un)alive!

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

My first thought, after the cantaloupe, was "I'm smarter than this!" To which a nasty little voice in my head commented, "Apparently not."

Then I reminded myself that a zombie apocalypse could not possibly have broken out in the last half an hour and I live in the real world.

I still didn't put down the bat...