I am officially horrified

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And having plot bunnies.
http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/

NSW, do I even NEED to tell you that with "penis" in the URL?

Now why am I not writing were-elephants?

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Between that article and this one I think I destroyed my last remaining shred of heterosexuality today.

http://jezebel.com/5544903/the-10-worst-sex-stories-weve-ever-heard