Penises for Slash Writers

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The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you?

The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart?

The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up?

The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it?

The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?

The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand?

The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious?

The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going?

The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized?

The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good?

The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother aproved?

The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served?

The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?

The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest?

The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away?

The All-State Penis: You're in good hands?

The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis?

The Barq's Penis: The one with bite?

The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner?

The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling?

The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye?

The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy?

The Sega Penis: PENIS!

The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose?

The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on ticking?

The Burger King Penis: Have it your way, right away?

The Flinstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing?

The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?

The Lay's Penis: Betcha can't eat just one?

The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!

The Mortal Kombat Penis: Nothing can prepare you?

The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper?

The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, you're getting too good?

The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less?

The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?

The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time?

The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis penis?

The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be?

The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis?

The Windows '95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash?

The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby?

The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman?

The Micro Machine Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand?

The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop?

The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts?

The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin?

The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis?

The Beavis Penis: Look! it's changing color?