Blots from the Debauched Desk

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• 20:34 @edonald Don't exaggerate. You only had saber-tooth tigers to defend against, you young pup. I had t-rexes. #
• 20:36 my website is down and my webmistress is incommunicado. I hope she's all right and didn't overdo yesterday. #
• 20:37 @edonald Smartass. Aren't you supposed to be coding a website? Or doing paperwork? I need stock numbers soon or there will be none for KC. #
• 20:41 @edonald yes please I need to order for ConTraception as soon as EC pays me. #
• 12:58 @edonald re:those numbers. I think either a lot of people are lying, or I'm a freak of nature. Every 9 seconds, baby. #

Please to be sweeping them into the wastebasket now
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