Blots from the Debauched Desk

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• 16:52 Am in transitional labor with novel. Send epidural or large quantities of rum. Mine is gone. Why is the rum ALWAYS gone? #
• 18:50 @dakiwiboid lol. Yes please. @SerenaYates check the surname. I am the pirates. @helgaleena AUUGH! #
• 18:51 @edonald Oldest son has new haircut. Looks like Leo DiCaprio. Girls mad for it. Boy hates it. #
• 20:51 @edonald, check the mens section by the belts. I know the one in Kennet Mo sells them #
• 13:36 CultureGeek: The Internet's Confessional (Pt. 1) tinyurl.com/y8j5g87 #culturegeek #
• 13:43 RT @CorsetsUK: "I want to win a corset from @corsetsuk by 6pm Friday!!" to enter and you must be a follower to win! #
• 13:44 RT: tinyurl.com/yez76rn - The Cold ones by @edonald now available! Buy, buy, buy! #
• 14:41 Another day, another batch of pirates coming under Captain Sparrow's guns. #

Please to be sweeping them into the wastebasket now
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