The plot bunnies...

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Are on monkey crack. There is no other possible explanation.

Why else would they make me finish that American Graffiti piece and include the oxymoronic concept of het-slash?
He's sodomizing the girl, thinking of his male lover. She's imagining the same lover sodomizing her but having him think of the guy that's actually doing her. And they're both calling the other guy's name. Is that slash?

I'm so confused...