Contest!

Jul. 20th, 2009 07:21 pm
valarltd: (robin)
[personal profile] valarltd
You, yes YOU, can win a free copy of Heart of a Forest, the new trans Robin Hood novel coming out this Friday from Ellora's Cave.

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In 1199, King Richard the Lion-Hearted lay dying in France. He commanded his lover, Sir David of Doncaster, to protect his small son by any means necessary.

Marion Fitzroy, princess of the blood on the wrong side of the blankets, now lives a constrained life in Nottingham castle, dreaming of her childhood betrothed, the son of the Earl of Locksley. As the Barons’ War rages around her uncle King John, her dispossessed fiancé—now called Robin Hood—and his merry irregulars make life miserable for Phillip, the sheriff of Nottingham. And fires Marion’s blood.

Robin, for his part, is about to learn the secret that Marion guards with her life. Thwarting Phillip’s gambits for Marion’s hand, a doubled price on his head, even shooting for an arrow of pure gold all pale next to the pleasures to be had under Marion’s skirts, deep in the heart of Sherwood Forest.

But Marion is no ordinary woman, no ordinary princess. In fact, her body isn’t a woman's at all.



Here's how to play:

1) Read the series of 10 Robin Hood trivia questions below. These are tough, google away.
2) Leave a screened comment with your answers and e-mail address.
3) Wait. On Friday, we will randomly draw a winner from all the correct answers.

Robin Hood Trivia Questions

1) What actor played the same Merry Man in three different films, one a silent?

2) Ben Burtt is a sound director who so loves the sound of Robin's arrow from the 1938 that he has included it in an entire series of movies. Which series?

3) Which Robin Hood does not speak with an English accent?

4) Maid Marion's horse, called Golden Cloud, went on to fame with a western star. What did the new owner rename this palomino?

5) In which Robin Hood does Little John whistle “Sumer is i-cumen in” before his fight with Robin?

6) What actor--the oldest ever in the role--played an explicitly illiterate Robin?

7) Which Robin Hood film uses two famous college fight songs: "Fight on" and "On Wisconsin" in its score?

8) Although Basil Rathbone played Sir Guy of Gisbourne as a natty dresser, the legendary Guy of Gisbourne wore what?

9) We all saw Men in Tights. But what was Mel Brooks' TV parody of Robin Hood called?

10) In the legends, Robin fights many men: Little John, Will Scarlet, Much the Miller's Son, and even Maid Marian who is disguised as a boy. Does he ever win these fights?

Good luck!

Date: 2009-07-21 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] latetocomics.livejournal.com
oh great - it's that book!!!! this just looks like fun!!! I mean the book, not the quiz thing. oh man. I'm no good at quizzes. if we can't google, can I take the question to use at lunch at work tomorrow? does that count?

Date: 2009-07-21 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
Actually, the "no googling" is a joke. These are tough enough WITH google. Google, ask friends, consult the magic eight-ball. "Who rode a palomino in the western shows of the 40s and 50s?" isn't going to be an easy answer.

Date: 2009-07-22 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kynn.livejournal.com
Wait, what?

Uh, dumb question, but are you trans?

Date: 2009-07-22 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
No, I'm not.

Then again, I'm not a 12th century nobleman dispossessed for failure to pay the scutage either.

Nor am I a spacer, a 19th century pirate, a gay New York art gallery owner, a Cherokee trucker in the year 2083, a lesbian rancher in 1870s Oklahoma territory or the Devil himself.

Date: 2009-07-22 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-voz-lati.livejournal.com
I would like 10,000 free evaluation copies provided at your expense, shipped to Maine for use as pulp in papercrete to build my new home. I will be happy to forward the shipping terminal address in Bangor for your convenience.

I can think of no more fitting use for this book. Thank you in advance for meeting the bulk dry pulp needs of this woman of trans experience.

Date: 2009-07-22 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
You can try for an e-book.

Funny, you didn't jump my case when I wrote a eunuch in love with a spacer.
You didn't say the hardcore gay BDSM was fit only for papercrete. You were nowhere to be seen when I was writing werewolves or zombie-fighting lesbians or anything else.

You never complained when I, a woman, wrote men. You never complained when I wrote characters in the 19th century or the 22nd. But because I am cis, I am not allowed to write trans characters?

Got news for you: I'm not a 12th century disposessed nobleman either. So I had to research BOTH main characters and their mindsets and politics.

Date: 2009-07-22 09:33 pm (UTC)

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